I’m just waiting for the day someone accidently transfers a million dollars in to my account.
“anxiety isn’t a real disorder, you’re just shy”
no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”
bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one